Even though everything around us seems to be going crazy, Joe Biden continues to do things Joe Biden would do, like go to the beach and partake in activities that don’t address any of the issues he contributed to creating. He made it back home from the beach this week, but his plans had nothing to do with dealing with all the chaos.
What public events did Biden have planned for this week?
A party where Kamala Harris talks about their dedication to “safe AI” and Halloween candy is given out. There is no news at all about the American prisoners or the hundreds of Americans stuck in Gaza because Hamas wouldn’t let them leave. Liberals often refer to Gaza as a “open-air prison,” yet if such a facility exists, Hamas, not Israel, is the one incarcerating people.
But let’s get back to that important job Biden had to do: give candy to kids who came to the White House.
He should be able to do that without any trouble.
Jill Biden wore a costume as Willow, their cat, which she proclaimed in her customary cringy manner.
Commander, their dog, tends to bite people, so she didn’t go as him. That could have made people paws.
Then someone asked Biden a very important question: what outfit was he wearing?
What was his costume? Trying to look like an effective leader. The outfit doesn’t fit right, so it’s not very good.
Then Biden started dropping things, shaking candies at a small child, and stooping over like he was 100.
Biden coughs into his hand a couple times, then goes right back to handing out candy pic.twitter.com/NMpCOQjZw3
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Biden didn’t seem to understand what Jill was telling him to do or where he should stand, even though she was trying to guide him.
After that, things became strange and gross.
The same man who had criticized the nation for not donning masks began coughing into his palm, spreading his own germs to the little children.
He also returned a child’s phony plastic ice cream back to the child after putting it in his mouth, along with whatever bacteria he may have had.
You know Joe Biden will be Joe Biden because it’s a kids’ event. He couldn’t help but sniff a child and act strangely around them. Why doesn’t he take a break?
Bidenomics’ disastrous policies have even increased the cost of sweets and made Halloween more difficult for consumers. Regretfully, those terrible rules will haunt us a long time after Halloween is over in a lot of ways.
Author: Blake Ambrose
